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What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?

16.06.2025 05:13

What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?

My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”

Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.

What do you mean son?

Which is a better option, a love marriage or an arranged marriage in India?

True - how I loved my mum!

Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”

So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.

Why didn't Taylor Swift do Taylor Swift (Taylors version)?

“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”

Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!

Do you know what she said mum?

I think that being gay is wrong, but I treat gay people respectfully like any other person. Is it homophobic? Or offensive in any kind of way? Aren’t disagreement and discrimination two different things?

She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”

What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?

“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”

Can you summarize season 1 of "The Acolyte"?

About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.

Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.

What! how could you do that?

Why has my ex moved on so fast after years of being together with me?

Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?